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MyInternetChannel (October 1st, 2008 @ 7:39 pm)
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris There are two kinds of bad guys:Those who live, and those who meet Chuck Norris
vicodin25mg (October 1st, 2008 @ 6:54 pm)
You better run, dude...now that you said that, he will find you! Ahahahah
SuperSecretStalkers (October 1st, 2008 @ 2:36 am)
CHUCK NORRIS FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!!
ixfd64 (September 30th, 2008 @ 8:36 pm)
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Tesla125 (September 30th, 2008 @ 5:03 pm)
LMAO
YourNumb (September 30th, 2008 @ 2:18 pm)
Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and barbed wire. Also Those aren't credits that roll after Delta force 2. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
whocares3725 (September 30th, 2008 @ 2:51 am)
LOL this is probably the funniest fact i have heard in awhile Chuck Norris recently made a great contribution for the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for medical science.
OasisProD (September 30th, 2008 @ 2:01 am)
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesnt turn the light on. He turns the dark off.
deanobeany (September 29th, 2008 @ 10:09 pm)
you dont comment a chuck norris video... the wordsa are sucked form your mind
slicendice94 (September 29th, 2008 @ 5:23 am)
chuck norris built a time machine to stop the JFK assassination, chuck deflected all 3 bullets with his beard, but JFKs head exploded out of sheer amazement
BroncoWrestling (September 28th, 2008 @ 10:45 pm)
Makin em squeal like piggies
KyrosBloon (September 28th, 2008 @ 9:06 pm)
this boys geting owned by chuck is the virgins that need to be killed to prevendt chuck norrris to destroy this universe...

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