Pretty GROSS, but Pretty FUNNY! (AlphaCat in the Hat!!!)

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Of course, based on a TRUE story as always....just with a few minor exaggerations. Ok....ALOT of exaggerations. ***NOTE: Never put barbeque on your face and leave it longer than 10 seconds....it burns like lye....no...lie. Pun intended. I had a hand print burn on my forehead...hilarious. Oh yeah....mayonnaise burns when it gets in your eye too. Who'd ah thunk it?! :) Words: Now here's a little story, man am I a dummy, what happens is pretty gross, but at the same time pretty funny. I used to work at a restaurant and that was a blast! I took orders, served food and drinks, but sometimes I had to take out the trash I LOVE serving tables, and I LOVE people too!! Except when people treat like a servant and verbally abuse you, IM A PERSON TOO!!! Sometimes for fun, the bartender would sneak and give me drinks on the job, :look & check: My table's fine! I have time! Bottom's up! But too many will make me a slob. Uh-Oh my tables leaving gotta grab my tip! and clean off all the dishes before my manager has a fit! JUST CHECKING! :gasp: They didn't finish their food and we know what that means!!! If my managers not looking... Free food for me!!!! Uh-oh, my managers noooot happy. Are you eating leftover food again?? (***MULTIPLE FOOD ITEMS) Cause this has to stop! Eating leftover food?!? ME?? HA HA HA WHYYY...Of course not!! I grab glasses, i grab plates, Even a squishy balled-up little napkin. yooooo... Why's this napkin squishy?? i don't eeeeeven wanna know! I stack them all carefully with care and precision and with cat-like agility take it all to the kitchen!!! I put everything away, when my ear begins to itch, so I take my finger and scratch, and to my suprise something SQUISHED! Now pay attention carefully kids, this next part is the STINGER, remember that napkin I picked up?... well it was full of mayonaise and I didn't realize that mayonnaise had gotten on the tip of my finger. I should've washed my hands first, MAN am I a dummy! But even though it was pretty gross at the same time ...it was pretty funny. Royalty Free Music Courtesy of: Kevin MacLeod Incompetech.com Song: Comic Plodding Royalty Free Sound Effects Courtesy of: http://www.partnersinrhyme.com Royalty Free Section.

Category: Comedy
Uploaded: August 17th, 2008 @ 12:23 am
Author: Alphacat

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